ramblingcharlie:

I stopped at mcds on the way home and my total was $4.44. When I paid the guy he was like “you know, sometimes when the total is 4.44 we say ‘that’ll be 4.44 at the four-st window!’ Haha!” And I laughed. Then he leaned in and said, “I guess you could say that joke was a little… ‘fourced’” and I would be lying if I said I didn’t laugh the whole way home, oh god.

abananaishere:

Macklemore becomes a dermatologist

Mackle-pore

Macklemore is sleepy

Mackle-snore

Macklemore sleeps around

Mackle-whore

Macklemore isn’t very interesting

Mackle-bore

He helps around the house

Mackle- chore

Macklemore becomes a soccer player

Mackle-score

Macklemore becomes violent

Mackle-war

Macklemore flies

Mackle-soar